June 21, 2006
How does he do it?
Since neither of my offspring are equipped with a penis, I never imagined a day when I would have to teach them to put the toilet seat 'down'. Daddy isn't even home today, but she's insisting that the toilet seats be up for when he does get home and has to go potty.
Huh?
The girl refuses to eat with her fork, but if Daddy needs the toilet seats up...well then, hold the phones, call the President, cancel school and get those damn seats up!
We couldn't leave for the park this morning until she put up the seat in both bathrooms.
What a load of $*%#.
And for the park, I don't even know why I bother. Well, I do, it's for me more than her. But I pack some food when we go so that if she gets hungry she'll have something. As soon as she sees the food though, that's ALL she wants to do. If I happen to convince her to get away from me, ummm, I mean go play, she takes the food with her, loses it, comes to me for more and the twisted cycle continues until I'm out of food and she's pitching a fit for McDonalds or starts eating her friends' watermelon and goldfish.
PSA: Many of you know I'm not usually a phone talker...well, if you've tried to call my house in the past month, you know that's changed and I promise I'll look into call waiting.
Posted by Amy at June 21, 2006 04:29 PM
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No she won't (look into call waiting that is).
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the begining of loving daddy more.. or at least thats how one may take it. My grils do anything and everything for daddy, what do they do for me? diddly...they are now recognizing my favorite soft drink. But they could have told ya their daddy's years ago... they set out his drink for dinner even if he os not home..do they do that for me... of course not. No I am not bitter :)
Posted by: Bronwyn at June 21, 2006 06:53 PM
LOL - Daddy's Girl!!! That is cute regardless of how annoying it probably is...
:)
Posted by: Melanie at June 22, 2006 08:49 AM
Both of my kids fawn all over Daddy. I guess there is something special about the one who does *not* feed you, bathe you, wipe your butt, help you get dressed, read you stories, drive you all over creation, etc, all day long. Hmph.
Posted by: Michelle at June 22, 2006 09:43 AM
Oh, yes I will look into call waitng mister!
And yes Michelle I'm a little "hmph" over the whole raw deal as well.
I hear ya!
But I guess I should be thankful that since they love all over him so much when he gets home, it affords me a break.
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